"We are asleep. Our life is a dream. But we wake up, sometimes, just enough to know that we are dreaming."
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
23 y/o waste of time from Britain who wastes her time and money on video games she never beats and collectibles she never displays. Big Bad Bosslady of EarthBound Wiki.
My favourite things are:
Ocarina of Time
Link's Awakening
Hero of Time
Pokemon Crystal
EarthBound
Animal Crossing
Watership Down
Halo
Game of Thrones
Tailchaser's Song
The Crystal Singer
Hobgoblin Beer
Spyro: Year of the Dragon
Morrowind
How To Train Your Dragon
90s My Little Pony
Mini Kievs
That scene in Twilight Princess where Link is shirtless
Crying over my precious forest child the Hero of Time
Here are some lyric boxes I spent too long making to delete:
Thank you India, thank you terror, thank you disillusionment. Thank you frailty, thank you consequence, thank you, thank you silence.
Here are some Zelda-relevant theories I believe:
The Hidden Village is Kakariko Village from OoT
This is just the most obvious thing since people thought Silver was Giovanni's son.
Telma is part-Gerudo, at least
I don't think she's full Gerudo (owing to her lighter skin and her eyes) but she does look like she's got some Gerudo genes in her. The skin, the hair...
TP's Forest Temple is the Great Deku Sprout and the large tree behind it is the Great Deku Tree
Fits in nicely with "Ordon is Kokiri Forest" and it rolls well with me. It's plausible, it makes sense.
Lanayru's Spring is the remains of the Water Temple
Althought the rational side of my brain wonders how Lake Hylia's water level dropped so low, this is plausible and very likely, actually.
Goron Mines is Dodongo's Cavern
Wellllll, it's Death Mountain, it's a Mine. Go figure.
Arbiters Grounds is the Spirit Temple
Not only is the statue of the Sand Goddess inside a -MASSIVE GIVEAWAY- but also, it sheds light onto why there are no Gerudo, save Ganondorf, in TP
The Rito are The Zoras (Though it confuses me)
It does. It confuses me. The evidence is astounding and I can't deny it, but Fish = Birds? Seriously?
Koroks are the Kokiri (Though I don't like it)
Eck eck eck. I do NOT like the Koroks at all. The Kokiri are my favourite race, and seeing them like that...*shudder* However, the proof is there. I can't deny it.
Split Timeline Theory
Though I don't like Skyward Sword and I don't like everything shoehorned into it by Hyrule Historia
Deku Butler's Son is the twisted tree and the soul of the Deku Mask
So canon it shouldn't be a theory. It's just a shame the game doesn't say it outright so we could say it was canon
Ordon Village is the Kokiri Forest and Faron Woods is part of what was once the Lost Woods
The layout of the village in general is eerily similar to that of the Kokiri Forest. Also, as shown by the more 'dangerous' nature of North Faron Woods, its easy to see how this once could have been the Lost Woods. The Sacred Grove all but proves it has ties to the Lost Woods; how many other places have tunnels and Skull Kids?
The Hero of Twilight is a blood relative of the Hero of Time
He must have inherited his good looks and Triforce from someone.
Navi left at the end of Ocarina of Time because she felt Link did not need her anymore and her feelings for him would get in the way.
She loved him. That's indisputable.
Hero's Shade is the Hero of Time
It upsets me, but I think it was kind of inevitable. I just wish it wasn't so unfair.
OoT Skull Kid = MM Skull Kid
He seems to recognize Link when he steals Epona ("Oh, this guy") and says that Link "smells like the fairy kid that taught him that song in the woods"
Link was looking for Navi at the beginning of Majora's Mask
Well, it's obvious. You hear her jingle, and it's definitely hers. Tatl and Tael DO NOT make that sound.
The Ghost Hunter/Poe Salesman/That Creepy Dude™ is the Hyrulean Guard who previously inhabited the gatehouse.
The guard talks about chaos and stuff (I think he's kinda creepy, personally) so it seems obvious he would turn to dealing in Poes and he's in the EXACT SAME SPOT and everything else said on the page
Here's some Zelda Relevant theories I don't believe:
The Kokiri 'grew up' and the villagers of Ordon are their descendants.
I think the Kokiri just fled deeper into the forest when Humans cut down the Lost Woods and settled in Ordon
Agitha is a Kokiri.
You've got to be kidding me. Why the hell would a Kokiri, a member of a shy, secretive race move to Castle Town, the busiest settlement in Hyrule?! Why would a Kokiri collect and kill butterflies? Where's her fairy? Where's her trademark clothes? There's just no proof. It's ridiculous.
Zant is Oocca/Hylian/Sheikah/Cheese.
He is a TWILI. End of.
Kokiri evolved into monkeys
OLOLOLOL. No.
World of the Ocean King is a flooded Termina
Firstly, the Goddesses flooded Hyrule to protect it from Ganondorf, amirite? Why would Termina need to be flooded? It's a whole different dimension, water just doesn't 'slip through'. Secondly, WotOK shares NO similarities geographically with Termina, unlike the Great Sea and Hyrule which have obvious similarities. Then we have to look at the deities; Termina had the Four Giants, WotOK has, duh, the Ocean King. If it IS a flooded version of anywhere, with this logic it could be flooded Koholint, because there is nothing there to prove that WotOK = Flooded Termina.
Do you think that he is who is blind cannot see anything? And if he can see something, would it be only in black and white? Or do you believe that he would be able to see the color?
It depends on what context you are using 'blind' in.
Redeadhunter– Jump on my back again and I'll give you something to scream about! TALK– My weapon of choice: The Zombie Sword
Tell me, are there Zombies in Space? If so, I must finish my spaceship quickly!
Of course there are Zombies in space. Alien Zombies, y'know.
Bordom is a fact, an essence in life, a horrible tragic fear we souls who call ourselves humans have to face to concur a period of roughly 24 hours, called a day. Life is hard. Deal.
Minish Link– 3. The jealous king had Ballos apprehended and thrown into prison, where his punishment was brutal and cruel. Humans can be terrible creatures indeed... TALK– SANDBOX — EDIT
Woah. I can't believe I haven't signed here yet. After all I'm your Knight-In-Chief! Lolz.
Longhorn Velez– Do not think that this ends here... the history of light and shadow will be written in blood! TALK– Longhorn Velez (talk) 16:35, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
really liked your teories some i support some not but still really liked them...
lunarChild– "Then Lord Vivec chanced by, and settled their dispute. 'No, you BOTH are the ugliest creatures alive, and I will not have my pleasant sojourn spoiled by your unseemly squabbling.' So he dealt them both mighty blows, shattering their skulls, and silencing their argument, and went merrily upon his way." - Homilies of Blessed Almalexia, TES III: Morrowind TALK
I signed. And yay for Morrowind, of course!
VicGeorge2K9– "Once upon not yet, long ago someday, countless times we met, we met along the way" TALK– VicGeorge2K9 (talk) 14:50, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Legendlink– You mess with the bull, ya get the horns. But if you mess with Link, you get the sword. Got it, buddy?-Legendlink TALK– {{{time}}}
Signing because I'm bored. Not really a huge fan of pokemon anymore, but it's still cool. P.S. What the flip is going on with ash? He always stops and helps some random trainer that he's never seen before in his life.
Minish Link– "Women are the creatures who have the protruding chests and who need the pimping set upon them. You should exploit your hos, and by hos I mean the ladyfolk. Do not exploit the hoes as in your garden equipment otherwise you will not make a profit." -- Diabetus TALK– SANDBOX — EDIT
I'm resigning now. And thanks again for your 'services'.
Wow. This is kind of scary, that I haven't signed yet.
AuronKaizer - "Greetings. This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States. We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation. Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth. Now, we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job... It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over... The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together and start another war." TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT 22:51, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
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