Week 48: Eddo vs. Mad Batter
Winner! "Mad Batter!" 7.5 < 17 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Allow me to introduce to you this 48th week in the TEMPLE. OF. COURAGE!!!! 'Ware the licentious trickery of both this week's contestants, as well as your lawyer. In the yellow-ish corner, we have a diminutive inventor of ship add-ons, a man living in what could be referred to as total seclusion and has absolutely no sense of proportion or correct pricing of items necessary to complete a game... it's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDO! And in the green corner floats this a bad-looking bat-demon-spirit...thing. Imprisoned for an unknown time, this creature hates whomever frees him from captivity, but has no sense of punishment; it's the MAD BATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! So, two of the strangest characters from any of Hyrule's time periods, with no sense of scale, shall now face off against each other. Who shall prevail? That, my dear voters, is up to you! I can feel the tension building, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Yeah! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryNot even a day and this fight is already ridiculously one-sided. Wow. --Flashpenny (talk) 21:27, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
most one sided fights are apperent on day one Oni Dark Link 21:46, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Hey last week, wasn't it a battle for the loser?--Shade Link (talk) 22:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Ta da! I'm a user! My parents didn't want to give out my e-mail address so I just gave a fake e-mail.User:Midna Rocks 18 May 2000 (UTC)
What the hell is wrong with the site? All of the pages are messed up. Sincerely, Watcher.
Maybe he is suffering from a glitch or something. On a more important note, where SHOULD he comment? No where else seems sufficient... Or he could use shoutbox. Dialask77 Ice Wizard 22:17, 20 May 2009 (UTC) Hmm, maybe it's just because this is what the site looks like without McAfee. Incidently, how does your's look? Sincerely Watcher. Man I gotta start remembering to log on. I just noticed, wasn't last weeks fight the closest ever? I checked and it is closer than both Link the Pig vs. Lord Bulbo and Goron vs. Zora. Metroidhunter32 23:09, 21 May 2009 (UTC) Tip time, Watcher unless you login from a different computer every time, why don't you just check off the remember my login box at the login page to skip the login User:Midna Rocks. |
Week 47: Water Temple vs. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Winner! "Zelda II!" 22 < 24 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to this week's battle in the TEMPLE OF COURAGE! Make sure to get your adrenaline flowing and your arteries clogged by visiting the concession stand beforehand! Now, let's get to the action here! This week, for the very first time, we have a location vs. game battle. Not only that, it's a battle between two of the most hated things to ever exist within The Legend of Zelda! If you are a positively-minded person, we recommend that you avoid this battle altogether, because this isn't going to be a cute display of friendliness! Now, introducing tonight's participants. In the marine-blue corner, we have the most feared dungeon in both Zelda and game history. It's maze-like, it's full of water, requires an inhuman amount of thinking to accomplish, and it can severely glitch your game, all the while causing irreperable nerve damage with the Eastern-feel theme...ladies, cover your eyes...it's the WATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR TEMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And in the corn-yellow corner, is the most hated game in the Zelda series...so hated that some want it to be declared non-canonical...a curse for those who hate it, a gift for those who love it...it's the anachronistically named And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...two insanely hated entities doing battle, causing a black cloud of delightful negativity and hurt feelings to cover the Temple of Courage for the entirety of this no-doubt drawn out, polarized battle of hate. Ladies...gentlemen...Quagmire...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! (Kennedy!) | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryThis fight isent Phsycically possible, Heh, guess people are going to be confused as to whether or not the one you vote for is the one you hate more or like more. To tell the truth, I don't even know. Ain't it cool to just tell logic to take a hike for a week? --AuronKaizer! 00:41, 11 May 2009 (UTC) This is why I didn't like this. Are we voting for what we like more or dislike more? (too lazy to read the whole intro if it is answered in there) --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 01:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Asked the same exact question when Metroidhunter suggested for the first time. He just said that he wasn't sure and that it was really up to the voter. That said, I really don't want to sound like I'm complaining or being a bad sport or anything, but I'd just like to say that I'm not going to be voting on this one. Just don't like the idea of a fight based on hatred, and I don't want to be a part of it. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 03:00, 11 May 2009 (UTC) something tells me this is going to be rather one-sided in Zelda II's favor User: Iriadinh, Hero of Air even if its going to win for being bad a win is still a win. still i dont like that a lot of people (so far about 2) are voting for zelda ii and just saying theyve heard its the worst but i supose a vote is a vote and no real reasons are required. Oni Dark Link 14:18, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Finally, I could vent my boundless hatred for Zelda II. By the way, has anyone ever played through the Water Temple in OoT Master Quest? It's not hard, just strange... rows and rows of empty rooms and bypassed puzzles, plus a random hallway that makes you fight Lizalfos underwater. Portal-Kombat I changed the picture because the box doesn't tell you anything. The picture gives you a feel of the gameplay. Change it back if you do not like it. Dialask77 Ice Wizard 21:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC) O.o"~Does the water temple really have that glich? I'v been playing OoT for years and i'v never come across it. I'll admit it's deffenetly one of the harder tempels but i didn't think it was that awful. As for Zelda II i'v never played it but it sounds anoying. User: Twilght mistica :p 11/05/09 11:49 pm How the hell did this get approved, do people really hate this game THAT much. MasterTheif43 (talk) 00:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to whoever wrote the intro this week! I was dreading having to write it, and you, well you did it just perfectly! I couldn't have done a better job myself! Thank you! Sincerely, Watcher.
I like how it says loser (undecided) instead of winner. Metroidhunter32 22:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC) LEt me guess, Auron suggested this Solar flute (talk)
I am just writing this to say that I think it is EXTREMELY unfair that AuronKaizer blocked me on a different computer until October just because I made a few votes in the ToC without knowing that I had to edit 50 articles or some such stuff. I will vote Auron!! You cannot block me!! I will get revenge!! ~~Agent Clyde (I'm back, baby!) Just started playing Zelda II today, so I could know what I was talking about when I voted. I am planning to beat it, so that all will marvel at my skills and/or strength of will and/or resilience of sanity.--Bek (talk) 00:05, 14 May 2009 (UTC) One bit of advice, beware Iron Knuckles and most of all beware the Great Palace. There is no joke that they are some of the hardest things in a Zelda game. I thought that game was already very hard... I thought "bah it couldn't get much harder" I was wrong. The Great Palace is one of the hardest things ever... instead of Iron Knuckles they have bird knights (same thing only jumping) and Firebirds (shoots fireballs that follow you). Dialask77 Ice Wizard 00:26, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Whoo, this is going to be a close one. Zelda II is "losing" by .5 due to a anoynomous vote. This is going to be close. Kopaka251 (talk) 01:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC) To whoever posted Vote # 13 for the Water Temple there's a fine line between being the right kind of difficulty and being too hard or too easy. Quite frankly Zelda II stepped over that line and was difficult right off the bat which is probably why a lot of people hate it. However that doesn't quite explain why people don't hate the original Zelda or Twilight Princess which also went away from that fine line (one was too hard, one was too easy, take a guess at which is which). The happy medium of difficulty is also one of the many things that made the two N64 Zelda games masterpieces. --Flashpenny (talk) 11:42, 14 May 2009 (UTC) what that person said is dead on and 100% true. there is no too hard. Oni Dark Link 11:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Actually Oni, you're one of few individuals who probably think that (considering the fact that you're obviously a Zelda II fan yourself). Whenever someone says something like that they mean as a majority. --Flashpenny (talk) 19:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC) to whoever was the last guy in anonymous vote for water temple, THIS IS A VOTE FOR THE LOSER BATTLE! CHANGE YOUR VOTE, IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE IT, THEN TAKE IT OFF! --Shade Link (talk) 19:56, 14 May 2009 (UTC) im not saying the majority think that (becuase i know they dont). im saying he is speaking the truth (which he is although the majority will disagree because they are blind) Oni Dark Link 20:10, 14 May 2009 (UTC)o and that anonymous must fail to see that the final boss of the whole game is Dark Link.
Hey, I voted for the Water Temple but I accidently put it under anonymous votes and then I tried to put it back under the user votes and now its deleted. Does that mean my vote dosen't count and I can't vote again?--Twilightwizard0309 (talk) 23:50, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Hey Auron, what do you mean by calling Agent Clyde "Mr. Sockpuppet"? From, Midna Rocks
People, please remember that you're supposed to vote for the one that you hate the most. --Majora4Prez (talk) 01:50, 17 May 2009 (UTC) |
Week 46: Bomb Fish vs. Real Bombchu
Winner! "Real Bombchu" 5.5<30 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are now proud to bring to you the 46th week in the TEMPLE OF COURAGE! All right! All patrons please be advised that our combatants are highly explosive. Submerged in the blue corner, we have a highly explosive fish. From the Lakebed Temple itself, we have the mighty, carnivorous BOMB FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! And sitting in the brown corner, a moving explosive waiting for Link to set him off, this rat reallly means business, it is the REAL BOMBCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! So, to explosive down right nasty enemies to Hyrule, loading themselves with ammo for a battle that will shake the foundations of the Temple of Courage itself!!!!!! Who will win? That, my dear voters, is up to you! I can hardly withstand the tension, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Yeah! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryHey guys, don't be too hard on the intro this week. My little brother's been dying to do it, so I let him. Don't bash it because he did it. It's actually pretty good, non? Sincerely, Watcher.
A quick note about the intro: Real Bombchu is a mouse, not a rat: "chu" means "mouse"... -Caiaphasthesympathist
He got some colors mixed up. I fixed them. Mr kmil17:31, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
God, not another insanely one-sided fight.....if this ends up being even more one-sided than Big Poe vs. Them, I'll have made the two most one-sided fights ever. This is rather depressing. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 17:14, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
to User:Dodongolord. they might not be able to swim but did you know they can walk on water freely without exploding. Oni Dark Link 20:09, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Hes hypodermicpotatopathetical (hypodermic potato pathetical), don't diss it. Only cool people are hypodermicpotatopathetical. Dialask77 Ice Wizard 12:24, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
This might be a worse match up than Big Poe and Them
i thought you were a majoras mask fanatic XYZ. Go back to the great bay temple and find one of the rooms with real bombchu (theres about four) and water. then just stand away from it after its seen you and it will imitate jesus to get to you. Oni Dark Link 16:44, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Or you could just look at the bomb chu page which has the above info. Oni Dark Link 16:54, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Oh, so I'm not a Majora's Mask fanatic because I frickin' didn't know that Bombchus could walk on water? Wow, that's messed up. I guess nowadays you're not considered a fan of something unless you know some random fact about some random enemy. That said, it's possible that I've seen it (getting a small sense of deja vu from reading your comment), I just don't remember it if I have. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 19:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC) you probly have Oni Dark Link 19:51, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Yeah, guess I must have, seeing as it's so hard to miss.....whatever, I'll learn just how obvious it is once I continue my walkthrough of Majora's Mask. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 20:04, 6 May 2009 (UTC) dont take any offense XYZ. I have a strangly adept memory for unimportant trivea (like goron link cant kill a chu chu or that there is a paper air plane in ikana castle) that no one seems to remember. if only i could remember important things... Oni Dark Link 21:12, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
when you get to the roof of ikana castle you can go right to get a heart piece or left to see a paper plane on a pillar Oni Dark Link 07:33, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
If anyone knows how to use Windows Movie Maker (admittedly I don't) then perhaps we should do that thing they do on the SPIKE TV show Deadliest Warriors. If anyone's seen it you know that after deciding who the winner is they have a simulation showing the two combatants fighting with the winner killing the other. If someone could figure out how to do that with the ToC that would be cool! Ain't sayin' that it's going to happen but it would be cool. --Flashpenny (talk) 14:09, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Just so you guys know, I made some minor errors in my vote, but I don't realy care.Mr.Fairy i know its not the place to say this but.. YAY I got mt ocarina of time and windwaker duscs back off my friend. Now once again I can play every zelda game except the orcales and four swords. O except minish cap. another friend still has that. Oni Dark Link 18:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC) In the fight sugestions, i'm supprised that a fight with Zelda 2 is winning (although you do have a point XYZ)Mr.Fairy I agree with Flashpenny, those bome chu’s look more like crazed rabid dogs. (O.o"~by the way am I allowed to just comment, if not I apologizes, I’m new) Temple of Courage is awsome. Feh, both of these enemies fail at life, so I don't think either of them deserve my vote.--Bek (talk) 04:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
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Week 45: Death Sword vs. Gomess
Winner! "Death Sword!" 29.5>16.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are now proud to present to you the 45th week in the TEMPLE OF COURAGE! All right! Keep your eyes peeled, folks, or you might just miss it. Lurking in the purple corner, we have a floating, giant sword. Hailing from the Gerudo Desert, its wielder hates the light, loves the fight, and is 100% creepy and dead; it's DEATH SWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! And in the gray corner, a shadowy figure emerges. Protected by bats, this creature adores its scythe, enjoys the fight, and loathes light; it's GOMESS! So, two of Hyrules most mysterious, shadowy creature squaring off in pitch darkness. Who shall win this duel of fierce shadows? That, my dear voters, is up to you! The clash is about to begin, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Yeah! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryMaloMart, I'm not trying to change your mind or anything, just informing you. I'm pretty sure that Gomess is indeed a bunch of bats, and in addition, Death Sword is actually a bunch of insects if you look closely. Just so you know. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 05:03, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Well for the fight intro, technically Gomess is not from Hyrule. Dark Ridley 13:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC) What do you mean technically? Gomess is not from Hyrule period. He's from Termina. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 14:12, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
It's a simple mistake, let it go. PS - I bought this book on video games and philosophy, and in the first chapter, it mentions a whole wiki dedicated to Zelda and it tells people to check it out. Is that us? Yay or Nay? Sorry if I shouldn't be posting this here, I don't know wear I should. Mrs.MikauShadLink 17:25, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
The Legend of Zelda and Philosophy, yep! Mrs.MikauShadLink 22:54, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
what death sword like thing can be found in final fantasy xii? Oni Dark Link 18:42, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
damn final fantasy making everythings design first. Oni Dark Link 11:39, 29 April 2009 (UTC) This is a really close battle this week. --EveryDayJoe45 18:57, 29 April 2009 (UTC) K. this fight is better than last weeks, or at least in terms of fairness. maybe i should say that this is a more equal fight in terms of popularity, as i keep saying this is just a populariity contest, with the spin that these "combatants" are fighting in actual match. still a lot better though. User:Ccbermanzzpedia 5:20 on May the 1st the exact year it is in 1556(2009) (UTC) didn't forget it this time--(UTC)
very close battle this week but it looks like death sword is slipping ahead. is gomess's room the only room in ikana temple not visited up side down and right side up? i think it it Oni Dark Link 13:05, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow, Death Sword is actually winning. Normally in these contests the competitor from the more popular game pulls ahead (note: I base popularity on best-selling Zelda game to least best-selling Zelda game e.g. OoT, MM, TP, TWW, etc.). Quite shocking. --Flashpenny 20:44, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Who took my vote for Gomess off?--Shade Link 20:57, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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