Week 70: Jalhalla vs. Pumpkin Head[]
Winner! Jalhalla 19.5>9.5 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, in celebration of HALLOWEEN, we have a special presentation for you this week in the TEMPLE. OF. COURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! As a break from our usual way of doing this, the suggestions for this week's Temple of Courage battle were all Halloween-related in some way. Now, feast your eyes upon our ghoulishly decorated center ring and get ready for battle! In the left corner, we have a corpulent visage who is the Master of All Poes! He is seemingly impervious to attacks, however, his greatest weakness is sunlight! He's mean, he's nasty and he loves his Jelly donuts...THIS. IS. JALHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLA! And in the opposite corner is a spooky spectre whose very name makes adventurers shake in their boots...if any of them were still alive! Protector of the Spirit's Grave and the Eternal Spirit, one of the Essences of Time...THIS. IS. PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPKIN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAD! And now, it is time once again! In the spirit of Halloween I say to you...LET'S GET REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]OK, advance apologies. I have hard classes. I run for my team. I have a lot of family and personal matters to take care of. So this time, instead of saying I'll be back for good, I'm just going to come on whenever I can. I'm not making any promises, but I'll try to be on as often as possisble from now on. Now that that's out of the way, VIVA HALLOWEEN! Sincerely, Watcher.
Can we start removing votes if the reasoning someone gives is about a wrong character? --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 01:13, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Who. Messed. With. MY. INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? I'm putting it back, right now! Sincerely, Watcher. Don't look at me.--MaloMart (talk) 23:03, October 25, 2009 (UTC) is there no bigger picture of pumpkin head. Pumpkin head just looks a bit small compared to jalhalla Oni Dark Link 00:34, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Guess who has returned? (and don't say Chuck Norris) Dialask77 Ice Wizard 17:00, October 27, 2009 (UTC) In response to Snakeboss or whatever you're called, we had a Jalhalla vs. Stallord fight a while ago.--MaloMart (talk) 23:53, October 28, 2009 (UTC) |
Week 69: Hide 'N' Seek Fairies vs. Skull Kid[]
Winner! Skull Kid 8.5<19.5 |
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We thank you for attending this week's fight brought to you by your weekly purveyor of sports/entertainment/both! And this week, we have four individuals who enjoy misleading people and extending the play time of their respective games with their "fun" mini-games! Without further ado... (although there is some ado...namely, the lengthy introductions!) In the bubble-gum pink corner, three mischievous fairies who reside within a forest in eastern Labrynna. With their powerful magicks, these three have the power to get any would-be adventurer lost in the forest, never to return...they are the HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRIES! And in the nut-brown corner, an imp of the forest who serves as a test for those who wish to enter the Sacred Grove and wield the mighty Master Sword. He has an endless army of Puppets at his command and plays a mean forest trumpet thing! THIS. IS. SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KID! And now, most devoted audience, let's get to the eye-gougey action that I know that you all, being the victims of base human desires that you are, have been waiting for! LET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Instead of "He has an endless armies of Puppets," shouldn't it say, "He has an endless army of Puppets?" The Midna (talk) 01:12, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
I hate anonymous voters (in general, some are fine). A lot of them make no sense, they flame things for no reaons whatsoever, and they have no clue what they're talking about. It doesn't matter if you point it out, because they never come back. See the Skull Kid vote #2. I mean, seriously? We're talking about the Hide 'N' Seek Fairies, not the Stray Fairies. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 19:13, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
what can you do about it though? ips are too lazy to make accounts. you hardly expect them to read the introduction or the page or even play the game. Oni Dark Link 17:57, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
should finish them theyre two of my favorites. Oni Dark Link 18:34, October 20, 2009 (UTC) AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES NOBODY REALIZE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE TP ONES EXCLUSIVELY??!!!!!?! Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:45, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Please, it's going to get really annoying if whoever does the introductions keeps holding silent E's. Just try sounding out some of those words, it seems like you're just repeating random letters. (If that's the point, then never mind.) Signed, The Recondite Sage |
Week 68: Darkhammer vs. General Onox[]
Winner! General Onox!!! 7.5<24.5 |
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It's time, once again, for another battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COURAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We ask that that the audience wear protective goggles and stay well out of range of both of tonight's combatants. For tonight, we have a truly A-MACE-ING battle for you! Draw your eyes to the center ring and behold our fierce combatants! In the green corner, we have an armor-clad anthropomorphic lizard monster FROM ANOTHER TIME-UH! He is not the talkative type, but lets his actions speak for him. Wielding a huge flail, later stolen from his corpse by the graverobbing Hero of Twilight, THIS. IS. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKHAMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! And in the yellow corner is a mysterious General of Darkness...a remorseless villain hell-bent on evil deeds such as preventing people from growing crops and using flowers as launchers...another wielder of the glorious Ball and Chain weapon and a man whose true form strikes terror in the hearts of even the fiercest pyromaniac...THIS. IS. GENERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! Both our audience and tonight's duelists are feeling that hunger for smashed skull jelly right now, so without further ado...LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I think this is the first time that I can honestly say that, there is no good reason to support a Twilight Princess thing.-- C2 / CC 02:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Looks like we were wrong about dark hammer gets votes for being tp. ALthough the week is still very young and i could be proved very wrong Oni Dark Link 20:45, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Seeing as the letter X is two sounds and not one like most other letters, how would one stretch out the X sound? Do we say "ksksksksksksksksksksks" or just "kssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"? Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 23:53, October 12, 2009 (UTC) I hate that Darkhammer only got one real vote. Diachronos (talk) 18:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
im delighted about the turn out. GO ONOX Oni Dark Link 18:49, October 14, 2009 (UTC) I think I really helped Darknut get more votes, I mean come on, link could barely beat that dragon, but this is not for Onox's true form
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Week 67: Error vs. Old Man[]
Winner! Error! 20>13 |
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The outrageously attractive editors of Zeldapedia bring you the 67th, that's right, 67th, week in the TEMPLE OF COURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! This week, we bring you a blast from the past, a fight from back before Nintendo even knew how to speak English properly. For those reasons, please forgive all grammatical errors made by this week's contestants. In the purple corner, we have a man who defies all description. Many attempts have been made to categorize him, even more to understand him, but they have all been in vain. There's really only one thing we know for sure, folks: HE. IS. ERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!! And in the light blue corner, a man as old as the hills and half as eloquent. Find him in a cave, a tree, a dungeon, and who knows what he'll do? Give you advice, mug you, play Money Making Game? He's the Zelda series' ultimate unknown, the OOOOOOLLLLLLLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! And so, two ancient mysteries with a preschool-level understanding of the English language compete for a winner to be them! In the spirit of these two brave competitors, I say to you, LET GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]ERORR!!!-- C2 / CC 19:31, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
HE. IS. ERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOORRRRRRRR??????? If that is a reference to the movie 300, I like it--Redeadhunter 16:30, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
I am honestly surprised error is so highly voted. Old man has had plenty more apperances and is better known plus error is from zelda II but still he is winning. Although i might be speaking too soon. The week is far from over. Oni Dark Link 18:07, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
Which old man are we specifically talking about? Almost every game has one?23:28, October 10, 2009 (UTC)Dark Fierce Deity(a.k.a Oni Dark Link 2) (talk)
Okay. Thanks for clearing that up. I wasn't gonna vote for old man anyway i was just curious which one we were talking about.00:25, October 11, 2009 (UTC)Dark Fierce Deity(a.k.a Oni Dark Link 2) (talk) |