Week 114: Acro-Bandit vs. Hokbok[]
"'Acro-Bandits!'" 24 > 15 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Brought to you by Palmoral Sunblock, it's the one-hundred-and-fourteenth battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!. This week, we have a battle between two rarely encountered enemies that require repeated usage of weapons to destroy, as they consist of layered segments which must be destroyed one by one. Do not confuse these enemies with the similar strain of cacti, lest you suffer their anger. Let's meet our contestants in the ring!
In the yellow corner are enemies that attack only in groups, and are only found near Lon Lon Ranch. If they spot unsuspecting passers-by, they will burst out form underneath the earth and attack them, while standing atop one another. To fully defeat these enemies, the hero must defeat all of them once their "tower" is "razed". THEY. ARE. AAAAAAAAAAAAACROOOOOOO-BAAAAAAAAAANDIIIIIIIIITS!!! In the orange corner is a curious multi-segmented enemy that bounces around. When damaged, they send the segment bouncing after the hero in an attempt to hit him, and subsequently quicken their pace, making it a challenge for even the hero of Hylian lineage. THIS. IS. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOKBOOOOOOOOK!!! There will most definitely be multi-hit combos during this fight, so keep your eye on the Ringside Combo Meter we've installed for just such an occasion. If they hit over 42, ladies and gentlemen, you all win the great prize of unmitigated violence! Yeah! Temple of Courage Industries, Inc. takes no responsibility for attendees hit by dislodged body parts! Now then... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Wow sugestions for this week must have been BAD for this to get through.--Reincarnation 21:44, August 30, 2010 (UTC) In the intro, was it meant to say "Consist" of, instead of "Consider" of? Oh well... I don't know anything about these guys, so I guess I'll sit this one out. AnonymousNayru I have never fought either one. I've played ALttP, but I've never seen that cactus thing. I voted because of their coolness.--Black Dragon Laguz 12:31, August 31, 2010 (UTC) In what madness did this week's picks came about! Chuck Norris is not amused.--Amped0808 (talk) 13:13, September 2, 2010 (UTC) |
Week 113: King Bulblin vs. Rebonack[]
"'King Bulblin'" 33.5 > 21.5 |
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEASANTS AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOBILITY!!! It is indeed a special battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE (of yore)!!! This week, we have the greatest jousting match in the history of The Legend of Zelda. Two creatures astride... other creatures will battle to see who takes home the Cherished Golden Lance (of yore), or something like that. Let us meet our battle-hardened riders on the central field! Hearken well to these words of wisdom (of yore), friends!
In ye green corner, we have the Ruler of all Bulblins, whose mount is the Ruler of all Bullbos. He serves the wicked usurper of the Twili throne, and battles the hero on many occasions, often defying apparently certain death to return to the field of battle. Upon being bested in the gardens of Hyrule Castle, he acknowledges him as the stronger side and provides the means for Link's entry into the castle, no longer the servant of the false king. THIS. IS. KIIIIIIIIIIING BUUUUUUUUUUUUULBLINNNNNNNNNNNN!!! In ye blue corner, we have a Guardian of the Great Palaces of Hyrule, and a leader of the feared Iron Knuckles. Clad in blue armor, wielding a huge lance and riding a pale blue horse, this powerful knight deters the hero in his quest on a multitude of occasions. Upon the loss of his mount, he engages the hero in melee combat to the bitter end. THIS. IS. REBOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAACK!!! These two riders are getting impatient, so as soon as the King gives the word, the battle will begin. *waits* Oh certainly sire, take thy time cleaning up that spilled mead (of yore). Well, neither the fighters nor the spectators can abide any more delay. I may get beheaded for this, but LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Took even less time for the Bulbins to surface than I had anticipated. The End is near, people. --AuronKaizer! 20:04, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
XD I love how Emperor Jami thinks we're hating on TP by voting against King Bulblin...especially when the alternative is Zelda II. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 03:31, August 24, 2010 (UTC) Meep. i dont know who to vote for yet Meep Meep (talk) 03:39, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Anyone with all working body parts can make it to Rebonack. It just takes some patience. Once you use the system the games isn't all that hard at all Oni Dark Link 20:39, August 24, 2010 (UTC) XD look at anon 2 on Rebonack I think we all should vote like that. I like the introduction --Reincarnation 23:18, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
It took longer then I thought it would for the TPers to come and swing the votes. --Birdman5589 (talk) 01:34, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Man, this isn't going to end well for me... --The One And Only Guitar Hero Talk to TOAOGH You can't believe everything online, that's what started WW1 00:03, August 28, 2010 (UTC) Everyone likes King B for his axe.--Black Dragon Laguz 21:33, August 29, 2010 (UTC) |
Week 112: Byrne vs. Nabooru[]
"'Byrne'" 39 > 38.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! For the benefit of Mr. Kite, Zeldapedia brings to you the quite smashing one-hundred-and-twelfth battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRAGE! This week, we have a battle against two famous ninja-esque characters, both of whom are revealed to have a bigger purpose during the course of their respective games. Let us meet our contestants in the (Moon)ring!
In the blue corner is a mysterious masked Ninja, who wears a powerful gauntlet on his left hand. Initially, he serves as the servant of the one who seeks to revive the feared Demon King and proves a formidable opponent for the hero. However, after being betrayed by his master, he joins the side of good and eventually makes the ultimate sacrifice for the powers of good, redeeming himself. THIS. IS. BYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRNE! In the red corner is the leader of the Gerudo, an almost all-female tribe of thieves residing in the western desert. Despite being the subordinate of the great King of Evil, she does not see eye to eye with him, and indeed, attempts to ruin his plans by obtaining the coveted Silver Gauntlets that bestows great strength upon the wearer... however, she is spirited away by evil twin witches. After she is freed from their spell and the witches are defeated, she is revealed to be the revered Sage of Spirit, and aids the Hero in sealing away the King of Evil. THIS. IS. NAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORU!!! If you look towards the center ring, you will see nobody, for these powerful characters are utilizing their powers of ninja secrecy... but be assured, they are ready to fight for Ultimate Ninja Supremacy! The Kunais and Throwing Stars and whatnot will fill the arena during this epic power battle, so be sure to buy some protective gear from the concession stands before the match begins. Speaking of which... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]This is going to be a close one. I can tell. BYYYYYYRNNNEE! He's an amazing dude, he really is. The way he sacrifices himself is absolutely amazing!--Black Dragon Laguz (talk) 01:24, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Anyone else think that byrne's arm is some kind of super awesome upgraded hookshot or something? MAN BYRNE SHOULD WIN!--Hylianhero777 (talk) 13:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Another hormones vs. cool fight WHO WILL WIN--Reincarnation 00:00, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, it's actually tied. I'd better fix that. Sir Real (talk) 19:47, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Week 111: Shadow Beast vs. Stalfos[]
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My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!!! Today is the onehundredandeleventh burfdey, errr, fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOURAGE Alas, eleventy-one fights is far too little for such excellent and admirable users. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Oops, what? Anyway, yes, we do have a battle for you. Let's meet our monstrous creatures in the ring.
In the grey corner are beasts who dwell in the ominous twilight. Once sentient beings, they were corrupted by the evil of the twilight and turned into raging, thoughtless beasts. They rarely attack outside of groups and have the ability to revive their fallen brethren, if they are not all destroyed in one fell swoop, with their soul-piercing shrieks. THEY. ARE. THE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOW BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASTS!!! In the blue corner are a group of reanimated skeletons found in the dark areas of the world. Once, they were being such as you and I, but after becoming lost in the maze of the Lost Woods, they were transformed into powerful eldritch creatures of evil. They often attack in groups, and often require the use of objects other than a sword to be fully defeated; if not defeated quickly enough, they are occasionally brought back to "life". THEY. ARE. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALFOS!!! I regret to announce — this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. ...Okay, now that that contrived reference to a legendary fantasy novel series is Over_With, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Anonymous vote 2 for Stalfos is funny. AnonymousNayru Yeah it is and who did the intro cuz I don't see one. Tabs34 Shadow Beasts are cool,except for the fact that it's hard to defeat them without Midna. Stalfos is REALLY scary to me! I always get chills when I know there's one around the corner... How do you choose?? -Werewolf Shadow beasts are easy, stalfos are annoing in most games incredily hard in OoT and down right freaky in TP, has anyone noticed that when there is that mutipule incarnations of someting most people usully comments only on the one in the picture new sig--Reincarnation 20:55, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Stalfos > mutated twili. Stalfos are more of a challenge.--Link in Termina (talk) 01:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC) Did you really just call the Stalfos mutated Twili?! Nope. That sign (< or >) is a comparison symbol. For example: 3 > 1, or 6 < 8. I said in that sentence, that Stalfos are better than mutated Twili. Because Shadow beasts are Twili, that are controlled and mutated by Zant. Or at least that's how I understand it.--Link in Termina 20:25, August 13, 2010 (UTC) Oh, ok. I'm just clueless. |
Week 110: Vaati vs. Zant[]
"'Vaati!'" 35 > 34 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Let me welcome you to the 110th week of the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOURAGE!!! In the blue corner, we have the evil twisted sorceror who was once apprentice to the famous Minish mage, Ezlo. THIS. IS. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAATI!!! In the brown corner, we have the insanely crazy Twili, twisted by his thoughts and by another villain (care to guess who?) who appeared before Zant as a false god and granted him immense power. THIS. IS. ZAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!! Voters and common spectators, unless you want to become an imp or a chatty cap, please stay away from these two contestants!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREEADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I can't believe I missed last weeks fight. I always wanted the Mad Batter to be in one. I wish I could have given him my support. --Birdman5589 (talk) 03:57, August 2, 2010 (UTC) ughh! my 2 favorite villains in the zelda series which one, which one?--: Majora's Warth's Reincarnation [ 11:23, August 2, 2010 (UTC) DAAAAARN. Two awesomely awesome villains and no vote from me! Vaati's awesomely conniving, Zant's awesomely insane, and AnonymousNayru's awesomely indecisive! Isn't this awesome? (Oh gosh somebody's starting to sound like Gilbert...) AnonymousNayru Why is it that Zant is low on votes?! I just don't get it.--Link in Termina (talk) 00:13, August 3, 2010 (UTC) He's low on votes because vaati is awesome.--Fooster (talk) 16:23, August 3, 2010 (UTC) VAAAAAAAAATI!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOO VAATI! (On a side note...how do you really pronounce Vaati's name? I always thought it was Vay-tee?)--Wind Mage Master 16:37, August 3, 2010 (UTC) >> Jajaja! Vaati would just turn into a God and smoosh Zant into a little black-square-speckled puddle. I've always pronounced his name as Vah-tee, but I've heard a bunch of different pronunciations. As is the case with a whole mess of Zelda characters. -Anonymous i dont know who to pick i loved the minish cap and vaati is an awesome villain but me and zant are eerily similar,cool calm and collected most of the time but prone to bouts of insanity Ganondorf1994 (talk) 21:30, August 3, 2010 (UTC) Is it me or has the peanut slowly changed from trash talk and pointing out mistakes to write our indevsiveness, gloating, and complaints--: Majora's Warth's Reincarnation [ 14:25, August 4, 2010 (UTC) HMMMM....an evil sorcerer of the wind who turned Zelda into cold stone and almost awesomely became a god *VS* a nutcase that worships a so-called god and then got Xplow-ded by Midna's hair... Besides, Vaati's cap could grant wishes and Zant's helmet just hides his ugly flat-face. It's still tied. Seesh! Also I note there isn't a good intro in the beginning. PhoenixdaughterAM 14:52, August 5, 2010 (UTC) Dang, this is tough. But I am leaning slightly towards Vaati... --MentalZ Enter the Negative Zone Very close this week. this may end up like Aveil and Cap'n Meep Meep (talk) 11:26, August 7, 2010 (UTC) GO ZANT (CLAP, CLAP, CLAP) GO ZANT (CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)!!!!!--Link in Termina (talk) 12:33, August 7, 2010 (UTC) MentalZ, vote for Zant!!!! He's one of the best antagonists ever!! Hey Wind Mage Master; I think it's pronounced "Vay-tie"--Link in Termina (talk) I usually pronounce it "Vah-tee" --TheUltimateHokage8802:34, August 8, 2010 (UTC) Same here. So does pretty much everyone I talk to about the series, so I'm pretty sure it's Vah-tee. Anyway, 35-34 1/2! WHO WILL WIN?!? If Vatti loses by half a vote then I'll get really mad Phoinexdaghtet...what's wrong with the intro, it looks good to me. |