Week 124: Rem vs. Walrus[]
"'Rem!'" 12 > 11.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia presents to you, theTEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAGE!!!, a joint Wikia-Zeldapedia production. This week, we have two lazy, sleepy contestants.
In the reddish brown corner, we have a Hylian shoe maker. Our green-clad hero meets him after realizing he cannot cross the Castor Wilds. When our hero enters his shop, he falls straight asleep. The only way the hero can wake him is by using a foul-smelling wake-up mushroom. THIS. IS. RRRRRREMMMMMM!!! And in the blue corner is an enormous sleeping animal. He is blocking the path to Yarna Desert and the Animal Village, and our hero must get past him. In order to do so, he brings his charming feminine companion, Marin, to the animal's location, and she sings for him. After waking, he dances and falls into the ocean. THIS. IS. THE WAAAAALLLRRRRUSSSS!!! And so, while we wait for voting to start, we would like you to file into the stadium to watch these two contestants duke it out. Well, unless one of them falls asleep. In any case, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Close fight; who would imagine two narcoleptics would be so close? --Ricorum (talk) 18:13, November 18, 2010 (UTC) To be honest, I'm a bit surprised the walrus is getting so many votes. I mean, he doesn't actually do anything except get in your way. And anyway, most of the votes for him don't have to do with the character; just the fact that he's a walrus. Darbus (talk) 12:43, November 20, 2010 (UTC) |
Week 123: Link's Uncle vs. Rusl[]
"'Link's Uncle'" 15.5 > 15 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia, in one of its seemingly last outings as a member of Wikia WAIT, WASN'T THAT LAST WEEK!?, proudly brings to you the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have a fight between two men, WHO BOTH HAVE MUSTACHES who give Link something and get harmed in a way.
In the pale green/teal/whatever-you-want-to-call-it corner, we have a man with a bushier mustache than the next one. He entrusts a sword and shield to use for defense to his nephew after being mortally wounded. THIS. IS. LIIIIIIINNNNNNNK'S UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCLE!!! And in the rusted sword colored corner, we have a man who enjoys flying by Golden Cucco. Gets injured by a large warrior pig thing. And has a son! THIS. IS. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSL!!! So while we wait for this template to update itself, let's watch as these two mustached men battle it to the death... or at least till one gets injured... again. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Another fight with an early lead that I suspect to turn around soon. If Rusl does lose, I will be shocked. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 02:49, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Tied again O.o --AuronKaizer! 21:22, November 15, 2010 (UTC) |
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"'Carlov'" 18.5 > 13 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia, in one of its seemingly last outings as a member of Wikia, proudly brings to you the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have a battle against two famous sculptors and artists of The Legend of Zelda lore. But whose "poetry of the soul" will reign victorious tonight, in this Clay Fight (I'm sorry, I really am.)? We request that the audience be quiet, as there are artistes on stage. Now let's review the storied history of these two.
In the pale green corner, we have the master pig-man(?) sculptor of the Great Sea, whose works include a collection of miniature figurines depicting (potentially) every living creature known to reside in the greater Great Sea area. Using only colored Pictographs as a reference, he is able to perfectly recreate pretty much anything or anyone, all the while working in only his underpants. THIS. IS. CAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOV!!! In the light red corner is a man considered the best sculptor and painter on Koholint Island who happens to be an anthropomorphic crocodile. His masterpiece, The Mourning Mermaid, hides the entrance to a cave wherein the mystical Magnifying Lens is found. His brother is Sale, collector of canned goods. At the time of the hero's arrival in his studio in Animal Village, he has moved onto painting nude models (the extent of whose nudity depends on the origin of one's copy of the game) in daring post-expressionist style. THIS. IS. SCHUUUUUUUUUUUULE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! So, whose "poetry of the..." What? I already did this part? Well crap, I'm all out of art-based puns... hey, look over there! *runs to safety* LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO CRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! Err, rumble. Yes. | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]This is why we can't stay with Wikia. The ToC will never be the same again, and the ToC is a intergal part of ZP. No two ways about it, and the ToC just looks god-awful as of now. -- C2 / CC 15:38, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
What is up with the third anonymous vote for Carlov?--Phantom Zelda ?!
Predictably, the TOC looks fine in Monobook, though it's a bit bothersome that we have to manually search for it. Does anyone know how to format Monobook (assuming there's enough freedom to do so)? Jedimasterlink (talk) 03:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC) @ Jedimasterlink waht are you talking about? just go to the main page of the wiki in monobook and click Temple of courage where it says "the current fight in the temple of courage is..."--Hylianhero777 (talk) 20:05, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, whoa. This time yesterday there were like two votes for Carlov. It looks like the WW fans have spoken. AnonymousNayru
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Week 121: Helmaroc King vs. King Bulblin[]
"'King Bulblin'" 19 < 20 |
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It's time, once again, for another battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGE!
In the purple corner we have a giant beast of a bird who is adapted to the Great Sea. Controlled by Ganondorf, this fearsome bird tries to kidnap the Princess and defeat Link. THIS. IS. HELLMAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOC KIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! In the pale green corner we have a evil overgrown Bulblin, who appears multiple times in the game. Tries to knock Link off a bridge, set him on fire, and kidnap a little boy. THIS. IS. KING BUUUUUUUUUUULBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Helmaroc King's boss battle was fun! I liked running out of the flooding tower. Helmaroc king is also way more interesting than King Bulblin. Black Dragon Laguz 13:17, October 26, 2010 (UTC) I won't get into this one; I love both of them for completely different reasons. --Ricorum (talk) 17:19, October 27, 2010 (UTC) |
Week 120: King Dodongo vs. Syger[]
"'King Dodongo'" 19 > 14 |
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It's time, once again, for another battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGE! This week we have two large combatants that roll up into spiky balls and attempt to run over our hero.
In the light brown corner, we have the bane of Dodongo's Cavern. This Infernal Dinosaur breaths fire and rolls around a pit filled with lava! THIS. IS. KIIIIIIIIIING DODOOOOOOOOOOOOONGOOOOOOOOO!!! And in the orange corner, this miniboss of Unicorn's Cave is no pushover when it comes to spinning. Fast and dangerous, this tiger's speed will make your head spin! THIS. IS. SYYYYYYYGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]If someone else could finish up the opening, that would be great. I'm just trying to help out before I have to go so I don't have a ton of time. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 02:44, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Close, exciting fight. That's what matters. I could care less about who wins, 'cause in my estimation, everyone wins here. --AuronKaizer! 10:18, October 21, 2010 (UTC) |