Week 139: Minish vs. Them[]
"'Them!'" 9 < 23 |
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LLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are now proud to welcome you to the 139th week in the TEMPLE OF COURAAAAAAGE! This week's fight brings us two secretive races that appear only to small children. Let's meet them now. In the green corner, we have a race of incredibly small people. Don't be surprised if you can't see them, for they will only reveal themselves to small children. They can grant their size to others, have survived unnoticed for untold centuries, and only reveal themselves every 100 years. Standing in at less than an inch, give it up for THE MINIIIIIIIIIIISH! And in the purple corner, we have a race of intergalactic travelers. Hailing from a galaxy far, far away, nobody knows their true names, and indeed, nobody but children know of them. They lurk in the darkness, steal cows, and perform lobotomies on all who see them. Let's hear it for THEEEEEEEEEMMMMM! So, two ancient, secret races known only to children enter the ring today. But only one may leave victorious. Which one will it be? That, my dear voters, is up to YOU! I personally only see a ring, but the boys and girls in our audience inform me that they are really there, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLE! YEAH! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]You know what? After a year of not doing this, coming back to it feels really, really good. Even though the schedual has slipped a few times since I've been. Sincerely, Watcher.
Wow. One sided this week. Course, it's all based on a bad pun, so.... Sincerely, Watcher.
MEH. Them are part of the scariest sidequest in LoZ history, in the best LoZ game. Of course their gonna win. Ike 18:07, April 7, 2011 (UTC) SOMEONE HATES EZLO. THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE. Sir Real (talk) 01:04, April 8, 2011 (UTC) |
Week 138: Blind vs. Igos du Ikana[]
"'Igos du Ikana!" 10 < 15.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! It's time for the 138th ultimate showdown in the TEMPLE. OF. COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAGE!!! This week's fight is between two mighty enemies that have the ability to use their detached heads in battle, and have a severe fear of light. In the sand red corner, we have a famous thief who resided in Kakariko Village. At some point, he stumbled into the Dark World and became a servant to the King of Evil, Ganon, who assigned him to guarding Thieves' Town. The hero eventually ventures there to save one of the Seven Maidens, which he appears to achieve with considerable ease; however, on their way out, they happen upon a bright room, where it is the revealed that the Maiden is actually this villain. THIS. IS. BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!! In the violent violet corner is an ancient king of the realm of Ikana. Though the kingdom eventually fell, this mighty spirit returned from the grave to haunt the Ancient Castle of Ikana. He guarded the Castle, protecting it from outsiders and those who might bring light to the decrepit castle. The hero eventually infiltrates this castle and finds the Throne Room where this ancient King sits, and utilizes the light to defeat him. THIS. IS. IGOS DU IKAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! We know this match is exciting, but don't lose your head! ...Get it, because... Oh, nevermind, LLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
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Peanut Gallery[]Err...is anyone going to make a better intro??Devdude (talk) 03:00, March 26, 2011 (UTC) Wow. Is it just me, or have things quieted down a lot since I was last here? C'mon, people. Get more active! Sincerely, Watcher. |
Week 137: Hoskit vs. Keaton Mask Soldier[]
"'Keaton Mask Soldier'" 10.5 < 25.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia brings to you the spectacularly spectacular spectacle at Spectacle Rock that is the TEMPLE. OF. COUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAGE!!! This week we have a battle between two stationary guards who request the quest for the hero to go get them something.
In the Zora Tunic Blue corner, we have a guard of the Rito persuasion living on a semi-active volcano. Standing post outside the Chieftain's room, this laid back, smitten guard requests you get him a Golden Feather, THIS. IS. HOOOSSSSKIIIT!!! In the Spoiled Red Potion Orange corner, we have a presumed father requesting a mask for his son. Standing post at the gate of Death Mountain, not letting you pass till he obtains Zelda's Letter, THIS. IS. KEAAAAAATOOON MAAAAAAASSSK SOOOOLLDIEEEEEEERRRR!!! We hope this doesn't take too much away from your adventure. Now, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Heh, interesting how the images are pretty close to being identical, in terms of stance. --AuronKaizer! 01:23, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
So... like... I mean after two weeks, will this finally update to the next battle? |
Week 136: Madderpillar vs. Moldorm[]
"'Moldorm'" 6 < 15.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia brings to you the spectacularly spectacular spectacle that is the TEMPLE. OF. COUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAGE!!! This week we have a battle between two arthropods of subway proportions! And heeeeere they are!
In the blue corner we have a web spinning crawler more protective of his nose than Pinocchio with a cold! Guarding the Gust Jar with his life, all his life, THIS. IS. MADDERPILLAR!!! In the golden corner we have the pinwheel-tailed centipede with eyes ravaged by chlorine, the guardian of the Pendant of Power, THIS. IS. MOLDORM!!! Trained by Nayru knows who to protect these one-of-a-kind sacred magical artifacts, they come head to head to tail right here, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I can't decide so I won't vote |
Week 135: King Gustaf vs. Queen Rutela[]
"'Queen Rutela'" 7.5 < 21 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia brings to you the spectacularly spectacular spectacle that is the TEMPLE. OF. COUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAGE!!!, live from atop Spectacle Rock. This week, we have a Battle Royal between the spirits of two monarchs who linger on in the mortal plane and aid the hero in protecting their kingdoms. Their credentials will be listed... right now.
In the sand red corner is a long-dead king of the land of Hyrule, who seeks to aid his former kingdom even in death. Link seeks out his tomb in the Royal Valley's graveyard, and finds there the dead king's spirit, who gives him a Kinstone Piece that allows him to open the way forward. THIS. IS. KIIIIIIIIIIING GUUUUUUSTAAAAAAAF!!! In the more reddish brown corner is a queen of the Zora, who was executed by the minions of Zant as an example to those who would oppose him. Her ghostly form appears before Link when he restores the flow of water to her kingdom, and asks him to aid her son, who has fallen ill. After finding and safely delivering her son to the shaman in Kakariko Village, she appears before him once more, and guides him to a hidden Zora grave, wherein lies the Zora Armor. Before finally departing this realm, she also appears before her son. THIS. IS. QUEEEEEEEN RUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAAA!!! It is advised that all spectators wear blue clothing, as there will decidedly be blue blood flying through the air during this fight. And now, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I was going to do it last Sunday. But time got ahead of me. I would do it now, but, seeing how it's Thursday, almost Friday in some parts of the world, I'll let it run for the next three days. If by this time on Sunday (3:07PM) it's still live, I'll do it. Since by that time, it would've been running for two (I think) weeks at that time and would be going on it's third. So, yeah, I don't really want to do it this week, seeing how the winning suggestion are characters from games I've never played and would much prefer someone else with the knowledge do it. --BassJapas 20:15, February 17, 2011 (UTC) |