Week 159: Eagus vs. Orca[]
Winner: "'Orca'" 12 < 19 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! We bring you here today to see the one hundred and fifty-ninth fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! As the combatants this week enjoy training for sword practice, we recommend you bring a sword. In the tan corner, we have a new contestant to the arena, hailing all the way from the land of the sky, THIS. IS. EAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! In the purple corner, we have a contestant who has been here a few times. With his large fan base, THIS. IS. ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Now before they knock you to the ground with their skills, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Anon 1 for Eagus, Orca does all those things too and Ike there has been way more Skyword Sword fights then Orca fights. User:Coolkat100 16:05, March 9, 2012(UTC)
What I mean't was there will be way more because out of 159 fights there has been four Orca fights and out of the past seven fights there has been six Skyword Sword fights. User:Coolkat100 18:40, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
You are right though on the fact that Orca has been in a lot of fights. I think Orca holds the record. User:Coolkat100 12:08, March 11, 2012 (UTC)
I'm surprised that Eagus is doing so well. It's actually a pleasant surprise. I like close fights. -Anonymous (talk) I believe there is one MAJOR difference in these Aragorn-Esque sword teachers: the fact that Eagus wields an actual Sword while Orca wields a Harpoon. And since i'm on the subject, Nintendo has no respect for weapons or items.Zeldas ganon (talk) 22:05, March 11, 2012 (UTC)
Hahahahahahaha,Hm, Ha, Hey That was funny, lad. I like your style, but this has nothing to do with the ToC. Besides, I believe it was YOU who posted on your page that Nintendo has no respect for arthropods (which they don't). —Preceding unsigned comment added by Zeldas ganon (talk • contribs)
Aye, lad. Good theory. But my interest in medieval weapons stretches to medieval culture as well. For instance, french bread was very widespread during it's heyday, especially in ENGLAND, NOT FRANCE! Yet France gets all of the credit. And the Morning Star is not a Mace. yet they say they're the same. Zeldas ganon (talk) 17:12, March 12, 2012 (UTC)
I like writing in Old English! So what, art thou suggesting that I write differently? 'Cause I can. I CHOOSE not to. And while from what i can gather you're older than me, I believe I'm just as mature. Anyways, I don't discriminate age. what's the difference in a 10 year old and a 30 year old? Nothing but likeness, think patterns, and style. Zeldas ganon (talk) 02:06, March 13, 2012 (UTC)
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Week 158: Bellumbeck vs. Nabooru[]
Winner: "'Nabooru'" 14.5 < 17.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! We bring you here today to see the one hundred and fifty-eighth fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! As the combatants this week enjoy treasures, we suggest you hide all valuables that you have with you, lest these treasure hunters try to take them. In the armor gold corner, we have a treasure hunter who has been transformed by the dark powers of the World of the Ocean King. Trying to defeat the hero with all its might, THIS. IS. BELLUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!! In the desert sand corner, we have a legendary Gerudo with a lust for treasure. Transformed into a monster by the surrogate mothers of the Demon Lord, THIS. IS. NABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Which one of these transformed treasure hunters will take the gold? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Hopefully I did a better job with the colors, while the intro is a bit weak, I think I've improve a bit. – Jäzzi 17:00, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
To anonymous voter #2, Bellum is the latin word for war. Last time I checked, war is an intimidating name. --Hydropanda (talk) 23:32, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
I can't reasonably cast a vote here since I don't own a DS and thusly haven't played PH. These DS vs Console game wars are terribly one-sided since most Zelda fans are familiar with the consoles while relatively few have played the DS games. IceFlame 19:54, February 13, 2012 (UTC) Hey, anon #3 for Bellumbeck? Pi is 3.14159265358979, not 3.14159265358917. —Ceiling Master 03:50, February 27, 2012 (UTC) |
Week 157: Ghost Ship vs. Sandship[]
Winner: "'Sandship'" 7 < 21 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! We bring you here today to watch an unforgettable ship battle between the two scourges of the two far off and completely unrelated seas in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! We'd prefer if you ignore the giant eyes and large unprotected time stones as their damage may make the fight boring. In the scenic foggy blue corner, we have the treasure hording, princess kidnapping ship that was destroyed, but has been rebuilt for this special occasion. Sporting rustic dungeons, fancy Reapling guards, and even a Dead Man's Volley Deck, THIS. IS. THE. GGGGHHOOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTTTT SHHHIIIIIPPPPPP!!! In the sandy and ruined corner we have the former LD-301N Skipper's ship, rebuilt for this special battle. Contrary to its name it does not actually sail on sand. Sporting sand pits, bones, and puzzle rooms only passable by manipulating time, THIS. IS. THE. SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!! Which one of these oddly never-moving ships will be today's victor? Only one way to find out, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]My compliments to the chef. This was exceeeeeeeeeedingly passable. --AuronKaizer! 13:50, February 4, 2012 (UTC)
I love me some Timeshift stones, that dungeon was one of my favorites!! |
Week 156: Dodoh vs. Falbi[]
Winner: "'Dodoh'" 12 > 6.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! It is our pleasure to bring you the 156th In the lovely pink corner is a round, happy-go-lucky fellow residing on the colorful wonderland that is Fun Fun Island, where he hosts a In the hot pink corner we have a flamboyant man who operates a minigame in which our hero grabs helpless Cuccos and uses them to glide across Lake Hylia to attempt to land on a high platform; it is here that he can obtain numerous prizes, including 100 Rupees and a Piece of Heart. Taking your money, THIS. IS. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Which one of these | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I really don't want either of these to win, preferably they would both fall to their dooms from their respective minigames, not being saved by their pet birds. Not gonna vote, unless to make it a tie. Ike 17:25, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
Dodoh has a very strange but very similar look to mario....--Amped0808 (talk) 07:40, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Bah. Even Purlo had a more developed personality, even though he was a douche. I can appreciate properly developed characters. Anyway, when it comes to minigame operators, Salvatore is BY FAR the best! --Naxios10 (talk) 13:31, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
Naxy, while we're all supposed to be older than 13 here, we need to keep this family friendly. And that is not the most family friendly words. Also, Nilkad, virtual violence is a bit frowned upon in most places. – Jäzzi 18:32, January 17, 2012 (UTC) I refuse to vote out of disgust. --AuronKaizer! 23:04, January 19, 2012 (UTC) |
Week 155: Barinade vs. Bilocyte[]
Winner: "'Barinade'" 14 > 13.5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AAAAAAAAAAAAND GEEEEEEEEEENTLEMEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!! We bring you now the one-hundred and fifty-fifth duel to the death in the TEMPLE. OF. COOUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! This week's fight is between two deadly, parasitic and ridiculously controlling fiends found within the stomachs of sea creatures. Brace yourself and let's meet them now.
In the purple corner we have an enormous anemone found deep within the insides of the legendary deity Lord Jabu-Jabu. On the hero's quest to obtain the Zora's Sapphire, he plunges within the creature's stomach to find the missing Princess Ruto; however, she has lost the Sapphire, and requests our hero find it. On his path to do so, he finds this bio-electric creature and battles it, finally defeating it and returning Lord Jabu-Jabu to normal. Bio-electrifyingly exciting, THIS. IS. BAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!! In the light red corner is an ocular-oriented organism that has found its way into the sky spirit Levias. On our hero's journey to uncover the missing parts of the "Song of the Hero", he visits Levias, bringing an offering of Pumpkin Soup; however, the delicious treat has no effect, as Levias is possessed by this creature. After our hero defeats it, Levias is returned to his calm state. From the inside of a sky whale, THIS. IS. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILOCYYYYYYYYYTE!!! Which one of these controlling creatures will succeed in their plight? Will one possess the other? Will they possess you, dear reader? And will we find out why it is they so much like whales? This is all up to you. Keep your mouths closed and LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]While the colors probably need to be fixed, and the intro probably (really) needs tweaking, like normal. And it's Wednesday not Sunday, but at least it's changed. – Jäzzi 16:30, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
Anon 5 for Barinade, you have to realize that people have lives. I've been trying to get it so that it updates every week. If you're going to complain about it not being updated, perhaps make an account and get in a good stance to be able to change the fights. – Jäzzi 13:02, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Temple of Courage was changed a week ago today. I figured I'd change it out on the weekend to make it run smoother and more consistent a time change. – Jäzzi 18:32, January 4, 2012 (UTC) |