Week 189: Temple of the Ocean King vs. Tower of Spirits[]
Temple of the Ocean King 4 > 2 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 189th battle in the one and only TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! This week, we have two dastardly dungeons that Link must traverse a truly obnoxious number of times! They're both packed with Phantoms, so prepare yourselves for the worst! Let's take a closer look!
In the lavender corner we have the thirteen-floored structure on Mercay Island! It's cursed by Bellum ( In the tan corner we have the thirty-floored mega-tower in the center of New Hyrule! It's the lock that holds down Malladus ( Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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Week 188: City in the Sky vs. Vah Medoh[]
Vah Medoh 4 < 5 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 188th battle in the one and only TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! This week, we have two locations that require our hero to soar through the skies to access! Which one of these devilish dungeons will defy the other? Which tricky trial will triumph?! Let's take a closer look!
In the green corner we have what's left of the Oocca civilization! This sprawling city floats above the clouds of Hyrule, and is only accessible by... cannon? Seriously? Is that how the ancient Hylians went up there, too? Ahem, anyway! It's covered by overgrown vines and filled with enemies – and also a cute little shop! THIS. IS. THE CIIIIIIITYYYY IIIIIIIN THE SKYYYYYYYY! In the blue corner we have an enormous bird-like construct originally piloted by the Rito Champion Revali! It spreads its wings and terrorizes the skies above Rito Village until Link is able to defeat Windblight Ganon! It's full of Ganon GooTM, tough puzzles, and rushing wind! THIS. IS. VVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAH MMMMMMEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOH! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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Week 187: Cave of Ordeals vs. Trial of the Sword[]
Cave of Ordeals 5 > 0 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 187th battle in the one and only TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! This week, we have another set of incredibly difficult challenges set before us! Let's take a closer look!
In the tan corner we have a fifty-floored dungeon in the middle of Gerudo Desert! Fight your way through the grueling combat to be rewarded with the Great Fairy's Tears! The reward is tears? That's a shame; plenty of those were produced along the way! THIS. IS. THE CAAAAAAAVE OF OOOOOORRDEEEEEEEEEALLSSS! In the blue corner we have a massive Shrine-like dungeon with forty-five rooms of its own! Hope you liked Eventide Island, because no weapons or armor is a doozy! THIS. IS. THE TRIIIIIIIIAL OF THE SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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Week 186: King Dorephan vs. Queen Rutela[]
Queen Rutela 1 < 4 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 186th battle in the one and only TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! This week, we have two Zora monarchs that are both more agile than the King from Ocarina of Time – and one of them is dead, for Din's sake! Let's take a closer look!
In the maroon corner we have the father of Mipha and Sidon, and the author of the Zora Stone Monuments! He single-handedly took down a stray Guardian in his younger days, and watches over the eastern reservoir to keep Hyrule from flooding! THIS. IS. KIIIIING DOOOOORRRREEEPHAAAAANNNN! In the reddish-brown corner we have the mother of Prince Ralis, and the ghost of the Zora Queen! She stood strong against Zant, opposing his rule even to the point of execution! What a dark story for a Nintendo game! THIS. IS. QUEEEEENN RUUUUUUTEEEELLLLAAAAAAAAA! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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Week 185: Gyroscope Shrines vs. Water Temple[]
Water Temple 1 < 6 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 185th battle in the one and only TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! This week, we have an assortment of frustrating, difficult, tear-out-your-hair, controller-throwing challenges! Let's take a closer look!
In the orange corner we have some of the Sheikah Shrines that appear throughout Hyrule! You might expect a fun puzzle or a strong enemy, but no! To your horror, you see the apparatus that signifies the use of motion controls! How badly do you want all 120 Shrines completed? THESE. ARE. GGGGGYYRRRROOOOSSSSSCOPE SHRIIIIIIIIINES! In the blue corner we have the classic example of a difficult dungeon! Get ready to equip those Iron Boots, because you'll get that sinking feeling when you realize the depth of this temple's challenge! THIS. IS. THE WAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEER TEEEEMMMMMPLLLLLE! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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